Although I had the intention of selling those food items and drinks bit by bit to the shops nearby who don’t get disturbed by the security forces. Adeola and Kunle had suggested that the birthday party holds after the lockdown had been lifted. I didn’t tell them of my intention to sell, and I don’t think I could.
In fact, I must confess that I have gotten over it, and I’m doing well. I still have some cash, so I don’t need to touch the money in my account yet. The big story is that one evening, I felt like taking garri, but unfortunately, the poor man had finished almost every provision in the house. I stared at the empty containers of milk, sugar and that of my local biscuit, kulikuli.
I’m the type who gets my provision from supermarkets in large quantities, but since they are closed, I had no choice but to get them outside from one of those small shops. The owner of the shop I went to is a youlg lady, who would always greet me anytime I drove by. As I stood right there in front of the shop for the first time, her smile was the first thing I noticed. Corona don spoil man’s rep. I smiled back, and we exchanged pleasantries.
I noticed there was a fair lady in the shop, and that was the first time I was seeing her. She greeted me, and I returned it with a smile. I got what I wanted and went my way. It surprised me that I could buy something from a small shop in my area. I must tell you I enjoyed the garri, and I wish I could say it was delicious, but you’d ask questions. So, I’m not saying that.
The following day, I still had to go out to get maggi, ordinary maggi for the rice I wanted to cook. Again, I met this fair lady in the shop. She greeted again, while I nodded my head. For some seconds, I was staring, but before anyone noticed it, my eyes were off her. I don’t know how it happened, I was seeing her for the second time, but my fall was ordained to happen on our second meeting.
The lady selling gave me the maggi and I quickly beat my feet upon the ground, heading straight to my apartment. I wondered what was happening, it was all like magic, and if someone had told be I was enchanted, I would have believed and consulted my pastor immediately. But since I have not committed myself to any relationship, I took to remain where I fell. Maybe it was time for something new to kindle in my life.
32 years of age no be shereshere na. I had everything planned out, and all my heart expected from my head was an execution. At first, I sat down to be sure if that was what I wanted. A girl who is always outside talking? What would she be doing there? Gossiping! Well, I could not help it. I was drowning in the pool of love.
I needed nothing that night, but I needed to see someone. I went to the usual place, and unfortunately, she was not there. I was pained in the feet. I ordered for some noodles, and because the lady had packed everything, she had to start bringing down some cartons to get to where it was. Just when I left the shop, someone walked past.
The movement was swift and it came with a ‘good evening’. I looked back, and it was she! I quickly greeted her, but could not follow. She was long gone, and I stood there, watched as she entered into her gossip centre. I could not help but regret I went there the time I did. Time still dy, I concluded as I kept walking. The girl must be taken—by me.
‘Lockdown: My Sad Experiences 3’ to be released soon…
I was still planning my birthday party o, when Adeola, one of my female friends called to give me a feedback on the total amount that would be needed to prepare three different delicacies for 40 people.
“500k!”
I exclaimed, when she told me, like I had the money. Money wey I fit use buy two plots of land for Ogbomoso. I told her to tell the caterer she uses, to please, have mercy and try to cut the price, but she said she did already and I had no choice but to transfer the money ASAP. My account was looking empty, as I was sent the balance. She didn’t even call back to say thank you. She just sent me “seen” on WhatsApp. After transferring 500k? Well, that is just by the way.
As I sat down to catch some breath and calm my fast beating heart, Kayode’s call came in. I quickly picked. I made sure my voice was very clear, so he didn’t notice my bad state. He told me he already had an estimation for the drinks and wines, and that made my heart skip. I went silent, unsure of what was coming my way. I wondered if Adeola told him I sent her some money already.
“So, how much are we talking about?” I asked. My mind was actually praying for me.
“Just 600k”
He answered calmly. I wanted to jump on my feet, but as I tried to, I noticed I was already standing. I lost the pretence, and I’m sure he was surprised. I was even angry he added that annoying word “just”.
“Okay.”
I said, as I cut the call quickly. I went tro and fro the house, regretting I did not seek for the help of my middle-class friend’s instead. I wanted something classy, and that was made me engage Kayode and Adeola. I sat down, stared at my balance, thought of what would become of me after the whole birthday party. Finally, got the consolation I needed. I thought I would recover in few weeks, since I was already having ‘handy’ customers patronizing me, and that’s all thanks to Kayode. He made sure he connected me to the right people.
The following week, 29th of March, I decided to call my tailor in the evening. What is the essence of spending so much on a party without a good outfit? He told me he was already sewing my agbada, and assured me, that I would love it. The call had ended well, as I transferred his 100k to him, just to be sure the rest of my chicken change was mine. It was already a week to my birthday, and I could not help but think of how successful it would be. I’ve had countless of birthdays in my dreams, and having it in reality would make it an achievement.
I decided to go to the sitting room to chill out. I was watching this Igbo movie, and it was becoming annoying, so I changed it to Channels Television.
“Nollywood sha.” I whispered to myself, as I hissed.
I was surprised to find Bubu addressing Nigerians on the issue of COVID-19 on the television. I didn’t even know he would be saying something. I just stared, waiting for him to give the speech Nigerians have been longing for. Right there, I heard him say something like “lockdown”. I was still staring, until my brain slapped my skull.
“Two weeks lockdown?” I asked myself. I wanted to rewind his speech, but it was impossible. I gave it all my concentration as I listened, hoping he would repeat the statement. Fortunately, but unfortunately, he did. My eyes almost popped out of their sockets. I prayed I was in one of my dreams, but it was a damn reality! No birthday party? I sat there, wishing I did not even send the tailor his money.
I could not call Kunle and Adeola for a refund, since they already got the items needed for the party. I was still thinking of the next action to take, when ‘NEPA’ ceased the power supply. Mighty rain of water ran over my face from my head. I checked the last message from the bank, and it was not encouraging at all. How do I live on 57k throughout the lockdown? I foresaw the extension, but I prayed against it. The business I hoped to recover my ‘losses’ from was on hold automatically. I just remained on the sofa, almost crying.
‘Lockdown: My Sad Experiences 2’ to be released soon…
How do you see yourself? Poor, rich, lowly, famous, holy, worldly, beautiful, ugly, etc.? The truth is that you live in line with your thought. You play the role of the character in your thought. Do you think you can never make it? Then you will never attempt anything that would connect you to success. That is life! Having a positive thought is what differentiates a hero from a nobody. People’s thoughts have made them and destroyed them. What thoughts do you have about yourself? Are they positive or negative? Whichever it is, moulds you!
Although the Yoruba People have been believed to have originated from Egypt, some school of thoughts have disproved this, shedding more light on exactly how the tribe came into being. I would love if you take your time to read to the end.
The Yoruba People have been traced to Ham, who was the son of Noah in the holy book of the Christians, the Bible. It is believed that they are the direct descendants of cush, one of the sons of Ham.
But these descendants of Cush refused to go with the others to Africa, when they chose to migrate. Instead, they had moved to Mecca and Medina, which is today known as Saudi Arabia. For thousands of years, this people remained in the foreign land and began to multiply and prosper. It was during that time, that Prophet Muhammed established Islam, but they refused to accept the new religion as they held to their own gods. This made some Arab communities chase them out of their land.
This caused them to find another place to settle, so they moved to the banks of River Nile in Egypt, the same continent they had refused to settle. This is where the other school of thought built their belief. Well, it is was said that their other relatives moved to Africa. Could they be the Egyptians? Perherps, they had gone back to unite with their own people. They had a good relationship with the Egyptians throughout their stay.
But later on, they decided to move again, as they approached the North Eastern part of Nigeria to dwell. They were joyfully received by the people of Bornu, but again, they continued their journey into the Southern Western part of Nigeria, which was fertile. They chose to dwell and at that time, they dwelt in Ile-Ife, where they continued their paganism.
One day, Oduduwa, the known father of the Yoruba people had to send his sons out to dominate other parts, where they also established their kingdoms.
Later, Islam and Christianity came into the scene in Nigeria. These two religions, Christianity and Islam were introduced through the trade between the Yoruba People and other people from different places. In no time, Christianity and Islam took their roots, displacing the pagan gods of the Yoruba people.
Now, do we say the Yoruba people are from Israel or from Egypt? Well, we may conclude that their relatives are the Egyptians, but can we also say the Egyptians, who have been an enemy of Israel really originated from Israel, considering the root of Noah? Well, we all are related in a way. At least, we know Adam and Eve are our very first ancestors!
Please, drop your likes, share with your Yoruba friends and comment below. Source: Research of a Nigerian, Femi Fani-Kayode, a former spokesman to the firmer president, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo. Contributed to by Ayano Praise
Love yourself first people say,
Love your neighbour as yourself the Bible preaches,
But neither my neighbour nor myself do I love,
Which makes it no sin.
My life has been on a hold,
Everyday passes with no hope,
Yet many expect some hospitality,
Even from the one who has no home.
I know I am crazy,
And I don’t pray I get well,
This life is worth nothing,
Not its possessors deserve a thing.
I just pray I don’t get misjudged in the afterworld,
The way I feel is not my decision,
It is more of a curse than a choice,
Something I can’t really battle from within.
P.Lord Shelf 